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Member concerns

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I used to think that Viagra is over and done with, but it seems the busy spamers have found a new way of getting average Joes' attention: Attack their manhood, namely the size of their privates.

As you can see from the three e-mails in a row I got, the size of my member seems to be of great relevance to some unknown Joe Blow...I mean, "Hacker Jose".

And the e-mail:

Hei Chap [ooh, sounds hot..."hei"...I'm already into it] Don't tell me why your Johnson is so small, [what??? but....how did you...??? did you take pics of it in the locker room???? those damn cell cameras!]
I will better help you to make it really Bigger! [bigger with a capital B] Why bigger? Because over 74% of all women need a longer woody to satisfy their desire! [what about men?]
It'll really help you!
[here, they are being REALLY convincing] We will ship it worldwide within 24 hours, and if you find our product useless - we'll refund all your money! On the site, a rather emotional testimony:
Kev 66 "... Im no longer ashamed to take my cock our infront of women ..."

Awwww....i used to think my size was fine, but after Kev66's emotional account, *blows nose* well, I guess I just need me some "Man XL".

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